Scare your fellow passenger

What to do on a plane if the passenger next to you is irritating:

Remove your lap top from its bag.

Open the laptop slowly and carefully.

Turn on.

Ensure the passenger next to you is watching.

Turn on the Internet ( I know that it is not according to airline rules but do it anyway).

Close your eyes for a brief moment, open them again, turn your gaze upwards to the skies as if in prayer.

Take a deep breath and open this site.

Observe the facial expression of your neighboring passenger !! >:-}