Stella Awards

Stella Awards are given for ridiculous lawsuits. Read and laugh:

HOUDINI WANNABE

Scott Anthony Gomez Jr, 22, was an inmate at the Pueblo County, Colo.,
jail. He escaped from his cell, made it to the roof ...and fell 40 feet
while trying to climb down the outside wall. It was his second escape,
but this one cost the county $64,000 to treat the injuries Gomez caused
himself. When the county asked him to pay for the medical treatment,
Gomez replied by suing in federal court in Denver. The basis? "Defendants
... did next to nothing to ensure that the jail was secure and the
plaintiff could not escape," the suit says, and he says he had warned
jailers that "there were many ways to get out of the facility." That's
right: it was the jail's fault he escaped, because it was too easy. And
therefore any injuries he sustained should be paid for by the county.
Surely a bit of "pain and suffering" would be welcome too -- the suit
doesn't specified the monetary damages he wants. Gomez's attorney had no
comment, but Pueblo County Sheriff Kirk Taylor did: he says the suit
"doesn't pass the straight-face test." The county has spent $1.2 million
for security improvements, and there have been no more escapes -- by
Gomez or anyone else.

STATUS: Apparently still pending.

SOURCE: "Prisoner's Lawsuit Says it Was Too Easy to Escape", Los Angeles
Times, 13 January 2008
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JUMP SUITS ARE ALL THE FASHION

Jeb Corliss, 31, was grabbed just as he tried to jump off New York's
Empire State Building in 2006. He wasn't suicidal: he had a parachute. In
addition to being charged with reckless endangerment with "depraved
indifference to life" (which made it a felony), the Empire State Building
Company sued him for $12 million for endangering bystanders and, I would
assume, for exposing them to liability (the Company said it wanted to
discourage others from trying a similar stunt). They also accused Corliss
of having financial motivations. That's not Stella Awards-worthy, though;
this is: in January Corliss counter-sued the Empire State Building
Company in New York Supreme Court in Manhattan, charging that restraining
him from jumping was "unlawful imprisonment," which caused him "emotional
distress" as well as "adrenal fatigue" ("very similar to battle fatigue
syndrome," he said), which led to loss of income. For all of that, he
demands $30 million. Meanwhile, his felony charge was thrown out by a
judge, but an appeals court reinstated the reckless endangerment charge
as a misdemeanor, ruling the "depraved indifference to life" bit was
overdone, but certainly jumping off a building could endanger others. "No
one was in any danger of being injured except me," Corliss complains.

STATUS: Apparently still pending.

SOURCES:
1) "Would-Be Jumper Sues Empire State Building", New York Times, 15
January 2008
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2) "Bid to Jump Off 86th Floor Was Illegal, Court Rules", New York Times,
5 March 2008. (This one's particularly interesting, even amusing.)
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